A couple of weeks ago Kian and I went to our good friend Emiko's bridal shower. It was a lovely and classy event with very nice people and good food, but the real highlight was a conversation I overheard between a young child named Wolfie and his mother, who happened to be standing behind Kian and me while Emiko was opening her gifts.
When I told Emiko about it afterward she said I needed to put it on my blog, so here it goes. I can only imagine what's in store for us when Kian gets to be this age!
Mom (softly): "Wolfie, do you have a poopie in your pants?"
Wolfie (confidently): "No, I don't have a poopie."
Mom (patronizing): "Are you SURE you don't have a poopie in your pants?"
Wolfie: (even more confident): "Yes: I took it out and threw it on the deck."
Mom (with dawning horror): "You WHAT?!?!"
Wolfie repeated himself proudly: if a poopie in the pants was the concern, problem solved!
A very intent looking mother then took Wolfie outside to locate said poopie, which was, as reported, on the deck.
Wolfie and his mother removed upstairs for some time after that. Luckily the house (and deck) belonged to Wolfie's grandparents.
